Monthly Archives: November 2015
Conversation I had with a colleague who regularly falls asleep at her desk:
Her (looking at rain): Do you have an umbrella?
Her: I have one here but you wouldn’t want that, you’d get a lot of funny looks if you used that, so you would.
I nod vaguely. What kind of outlandish contraption could this possibly be? Made of endangered rhino skin perhaps, or live puppies glued together?
Her: It’s purple. Ha ha ha. You’d get a lot of funny looks. Ha ha.
This is a conversation I’ve now had with her the last three times it rained.